Sunday, June 28, 2009

Лол кот

This is my last night in the wonderful US of A. I spent the day in Central Park with my friend Jen and we rented a rowboat and enjoyed the beautiful New York day. I am getting a little bit sappy about how much I love New York, but it is actually probably a good idea to get out of here in the summer. Tonight I am just putting the finishing touches on my packing and generally existing in a state of nervousness about tomorrow.

Picking up my visa went almost insultingly smoothly and took only about 10 minutes because, inexplicably, there was no line at all. On the plus side, I get to actually enter Russia since I was able to pick up the visa.

So my next post will hopefully be from Russia! I made some Russian LOLcats for a semi-casual competition the LE Russia program director has created to get myself some bonus points (sorry for those of you that speak Russian if the Russian is bad). They are pictures of my amazing cat, Alyosha:


















"Mama loves me, but I only love sausages!"























"I drank too much vodka and ate too many cookies... Wait a minute! Where are my presents!?!"























"If mama didn't give me 'smooties'... I would cry."


















"What is this, fish!? I didn't order fish! I want caviar!!!!!"

Monday, June 22, 2009

The Russian Government: An Introduction

Today I spent 5 hours at/outside of the Russian Consulate. I am feeling something in between amusement and anger, but now that I am home all I really care about is resting. I am eating a loaf of bread and a quesadilla at the same time.

I have to say, after everything I feel like I have gone through with Russia (i.e. a miserable summer at UCLA taking intensive Russian, literature teachers I didn't like, my extremely creepy boss at the Russian deli) this is actually the first thing that has made me doubt my commitment to Russia.

Bureaucracy I can handle, but this was something else entirely. It was more like anarchy. Firstly, here is a picture that gives a fairly good idea of what it looked like (I didn't have my camera, but I found this one):
























You really can't see the stairs in this picture but they, at least today, were packed as well. There seems to be some sort of divide between people who needed visas and people who needed passports. However, half of the people needing visas just shoved their way to the front of the passport line, which was moving much, much, much faster, so a man that literally got there two hours after I did got in before me.

In the first 3 hours they let in about a third of the staircase of visa applicants, aka about 10 people. Then as they about to take their lunch break they told us (in Russian) that the system was down. And so, for an hour, we all just stood there without even the hope of being let in while they ate lunch.

They was some problems with crowd control in that the people at the back of the line kept screaming whenever the door was opened. Then they tried to get the people in front to just push their way in the next time the door opened. This, to me and all the other people near the front, sounded like the fastest and easiest way NEVER to get a visa, but they kept screaming at us.

On the plus side, I was actually in a cheerful mood and had a great attitude for about 4 of the 5 hours. I had lots of interesting conversations and met some very nice people. Had we been able to sit in a waiting room and were treated slightly better than cattle, it might have been a nice day. In fact, if I wasn't so worried as the hours crept by that I wouldn't get my visa in time for my trip I would have taken this more in stride. I nearly snapped in that final hour, mostly because my attempt to be polite, non-violent and friendly seemed to have actually impeded my visa application process. 

More importantly, I have to go back on Thursday to pick up my visa and there is a very good chance that I will again have to wait somewhere between 1-5 hours.

So, not the most encouraging way to begin my travels in Russia, but I will try to stay optimistic.

Thursday, June 18, 2009

A few of my favorite things

American things that I am going to miss:

Taco Bell

My cat (Alyosha)

Law & Order: Special Victims Unit

The large selection of clothing that I have to choose from when at home

My fwends

Animal fries

David Duchovny

 

 

Things I am not really going to miss:

Nacho cheese

Law & Order: Criminal Intent

Sororities

Lost

 

 

 

Russian things I am looking forward to:

Seeing the settings of my favorite novels

Sour cream

Getting whipped by things in some kind of sauna (apparently something they do there, according to a reliable source)

Playing The Backstreet Boys for little Russian children

Riding the Trans-Siberian Railway

Thursday, June 11, 2009

Здравствуйте!

I am starting this blog to let you (presumably my friends and family) know about my trip to Russia this summer. I thought I would start out by giving some basic information about my trip, the places I will be traveling, etc.


The program I am traveling with is called Learning Enterprises.  You can read about it on the website if you are interested, but basically it is a non-profit that sends college-aged students around the world to teach English.


I will be traveling with 6 other students and our awesome program director, Brett, who is a recent college graduate. I am leaving New York on the afternoon of June 29the and will arrive in Moscow the next morning. We will all meet up at the airport, spend a day in Moscow, and then embark on our journey to Siberia!


As one of my guidebooks says, “It takes over a week to travel the [Trans-Siberian Railway’s] length, and the route runs through Russia’s dark heart.” We will travel less than half of the railway’s length, but still, the trip should take about 3 days. Our final destination is the Altai Region, located in Southern Siberia between Kazakhstan and Mongolia. One third of the entire area is covered by forest and it is supposed to be beautiful. After we get off the train, we will split up and go to our respective towns. I am “stationed” in a town called Belokurika, which is actually a ski resort and health spa in the mountains.


I will be teaching 3-4 hours a day, 5 days a week and I wont know the ages of the children (and maybe even adults) until I arrive. I will be getting some sort of training on the train (haha, get it?) but that is about it. I am going to be living with a host “family,” though my “family” is a single 30-year-old woman. I am encouraged to spend as much time outside the classroom with my students and host family as possible, so I will be doing lots of hiking, swimming, and hopefully lounging around at the baths.


After teaching for about 6 weeks, we will either fly or take the train back to Moscow. From there my plans are a little more up in the air. We are scheduled to get back either the 13th or 15th of August and I am not flying back to New York until the 21st. Hopefully I will see the sights in Moscow and even take the train to St. Petersburg if I have time (I want to see Dostoevsky’s St. Petersburg home where he wrote The Brothers Karamazov!!).


Here are some links to things relating to my trip:

Belokurikha

Google Map of Belokurikha

Love

By Vyacheslav Ivanov

Translated by Isabel Lane

 

We are two trunks that lightning set aflame,

Two pine trees burning in the murky night;

We are a pair of meteors in flight,

A double-stinging arrow with one aim.

 

We are two horses led together on

By just one hand, - by one spur’s painful cue;

We are two eyes that share a single view,

Two timid wings that one dream flies upon.

 

We are two trembling ghosts with grieving eyes

Above the marble crypt of the divine,

The sepulcher where ancient Beauty lies.

 

We guard one secret with diphthongal lips,

We are, together, one intricate Sphinx

We are two arms of a single crucifix.

 

 

ЛЮБОВЬ

Вячеслав Иванов

 

Мы - два грозой зажженные ствола,

Два пламени полуночного бора;

Мы - два в ночи летящих метеора,

Одной судьбы двужалая стрела!

 

Мы - два коня, чьи держит удила

Одна рука,- язвит их шпора;

Два ока мы единственного взора,

Мечты одной два трепетных крыла.

 

Мы - двух теней скорбящая чета

Над мрамором божественного гроба,

Где древняя почиет Красота.

 

Единых тайн двугласные уста,

Себе самим мы - Сфинкс единой оба.

Мы - две руки единого креста.